[Exit, pursued by a bear]
Hear me yodel.

❏ single ❏ taken
☑ love is for children. I owe him a debt.

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No gifs/pictures/anything used for my background on this blog are made by me unless specified (aka I make nothing and I take credit for nothing)

I will not go down with my ships, I will merely convert them all to submarines and continue on with my fandom.

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

(via sherlawk-stahp-it)

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

(via afandom)

taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

image

image

scandalous wow cover your eyes

(via afandom)

probablyasexoffender:

i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up 

(Source: cloaga, via afandom)

morganamigos:

Merlin tumblr style // inspired by (x&x)

(via bradleyjizzames)

buffytardis:

supernatural-tardis:

have you accepted Buffy Summers as your lord and savior

image

(via afandom)

(Source: titansdaughter, via afandom)

khaleesibelius:

allystruggles:

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

notice how the gay community is always asking US for help but never trying to see if we need help…

image

(via afandom)

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente, via afandom)

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

(via infamous-vigilante)

burgerkid:

when you win an argument against someone you don’t like

(via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

(via dieforapie)

makochantachibanana:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

bruh

makochantachibanana:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

bruh

(Source: yodiscrepo, via dieforapie)

me: mom i’m not feeling very well can i skip school?

mom: ok

me: image

(Source: londonhaz, via dieforapie)

primrue:

The Champions

(Source: everafterlark, via ohremus)