[Exit, pursued by a bear]
Hear me yodel.

❏ single ❏ taken
☑ love is for children. I owe him a debt.

add /interests at the end of the URL to find out just how many things my life depends on.

No gifs/pictures/anything used for my background on this blog are made by me unless specified (aka I make nothing and I take credit for nothing)

I will not go down with my ships, I will merely convert them all to submarines and continue on with my fandom.

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toasterstrubel:

this is so insulting. wallace is a wonderful character and does not deserve this.

(Source: tupacabra, via thehumblebanana)

SANSA APPRECIATION WEEK: favourite season/book → season three

They have made me a Lannister, Sansa thought bitterly.

(via seerspirit)

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

(via thehumblebanana)

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

(Source: earthexplodes.com, via thehumblebanana)

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(Source: qatu, via thehumblebanana)

high-blogging:

bye guys this is my stop

high-blogging:

bye guys this is my stop

(Source: mathsturbation, via thehumblebanana)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
sofapizza:

You thought I was asleep, didn’t you?
ACTING!

sofapizza:

You thought I was asleep, didn’t you?

ACTING!

(Source: memewhore, via thehumblebanana)

do-i-smell-watermelon:

timelady-of-221b:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via hiddle-batch)

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

(via hiddle-batch)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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(via hiddle-batch)

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

(Source: 4gifs, via thehumblebanana)

Anonymous said: are u going to have sex before marriage?

perks-of-being-chinese:

brolinskeep:

fairiesandmilkshakes:

mykingdomscome:

mykingdomscome:

mykingdomscome:

If you replace the words Warlock/King/Sorcerer/magic with the word “Gay” Merlin is a whole different show.

"I’m a gay, I have gay" "Merlin, you are not a gay. I would know"

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Congratulations, if yours made it on to this list; you should be both proud and ashamed of yourselves. 

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(via courtsorcerer)