[Exit, pursued by a bear]
Hear me yodel.

❏ single ❏ taken
☑ love is for children. I owe him a debt.

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I will not go down with my ships, I will merely convert them all to submarines and continue on with my fandom.

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(Source: bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh, via sherlawk-stahp-it)

em0rexia:

jamtards:

I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

(via thehumblebanana)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via thecathasayellowbeard)

travalicious:

Harry Potter dreamcast

(via thehumblebanana)

literallyrad:

why do we never talk about the fact that one direction was on icarly and they replaced harry with gibby

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rtylering:

UNLIKELY LINES TO READ IN THE BIBLE

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via sherlawk-stahp-it)

awkward-lee:

i-volunteer:

upperstories:

tony-the-talking-pizzer:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

THE LEG KILLED ME

falling with style

i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach

the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier

awkward-lee:

i-volunteer:

upperstories:

tony-the-talking-pizzer:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

THE LEG KILLED ME

falling with style

i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach

the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier

(Source: hugedickgrayson, via problems-of-a-white-boy)

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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(Source: 2treehill, via 2mixersluis)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via raindropsblush)

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

(via thehumblebanana)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen, via toomanyfandomsforsanity)

hashadenoughpoptarts:

kristoffbjorgman:

hashadenoughpoptarts:

Step aside Jelsa
There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town

can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything

WE FINALLY HAVE A SHIP NAME I REPEAT WE FINALLY HAVE A SHIP NAME

hashadenoughpoptarts:

kristoffbjorgman:

hashadenoughpoptarts:

Step aside Jelsa

There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town

can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything

WE FINALLY HAVE A SHIP NAME I REPEAT WE FINALLY HAVE A SHIP NAME

(via thehumblebanana)

(Source: fyeahtaylor, via afandom)