I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
why do we never talk about the fact that one direction was on icarly and they replaced harry with gibby
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
THE LEG KILLED ME
falling with style
i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach
the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
Step aside Jelsa
There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town
can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything
WE FINALLY HAVE A SHIP NAME I REPEAT WE FINALLY HAVE A SHIP NAME