[Exit, pursued by a bear]
Hear me yodel.

❏ single ❏ taken
☑ love is for children. I owe him a debt.

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I will not go down with my ships, I will merely convert them all to submarines and continue on with my fandom.

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voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

(Source: dailyarianagifs, via thehumblebanana)

clannyphantom:

MY ANACONDA DONT

MY ANACONDA DONT

MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT

image

HUN

(via thehumblebanana)

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

(via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

(via crackerjock)

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

(via crackerjock)

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

(via crackerjock)

”[…] and I was sold to some stranger, like a horse to be ridden whenever he desired.”

(Source: queencersei, via egomind)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine everyone on the enterprise treating uhura like everyone on tumblr treats natalie dormer

imagine jim telling spock that “uhura could literally kick me in the shins, spit on my face, and take the captains chair away from me and i’d probably be like ‘okay thank you do you want a footrub your eyes are so pretty’”

(via thehumblebanana)

princessnononjakuzure:

a novel about a girl in high school who’s popular, likable and fashionably inclined with a fair amount of consensual sexual partners who is bullied by the quirky new girl who thinks she’s so much more special because she doesn’t wear makeup and isn’t “slutty” and every girl is a carbon copy except for her

(Source: sherbetballets, via thehumblebanana)

the-art-of-fangirling:

what a girl wants…according to tumblr

(via estdea)

(Source: beezinthetraps, via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(via thehumblebanana)

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass

image

(Source: 4gifs, via thehumblebanana)

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

(via thehumblebanana)